Thursday, December 11, 2008

Do Not Enter, Entrance Only

So my sister and I went to Super Target to return some items and price check some others. As we walked toward the building, one door stood out on the entrance side. It had the bright red circle that said, "Do Not Enter." It also had a bright red bar across it that said, "Entrance Only." There was also a little sign by the handle that said "Pull" (but they don't want anyone pulling it).

All of this was highly amusing. And to make matters even more funny, it said the SAME THING on the other side.

Has anyone else wondered what would happen if you entered such a door? Well my sister and I went to find out. I thought for sure it would create some kind of time warp, malfunctioning-Holodeck kind of paradox. It did not. The only thing it did was made some stranger say to us, "You guys are living on the edge."

And tonight we were.

Quote:
Me: "The light's red."
My sister: "STEP ON IT! But the brake, instead of the gas."