Empty Storage Unit and Randomness

We finally emptied our storage unit. Yay! We have not yet unpacked only partially because we are lazy. The other part was that people came to spray for roaches and we needed to move all our stuff out of the cabinets and to the middle of the rooms. So a good chunk of the unpacking we did was undone and any unpacking that we would have done stopped because there was no point. The only thing we didn't move away from the walls was our entertainment center that was reincarnated in our move as a bookshelf. Our awesome TV that we got for free doesn't fit in it, and there is no place in the living room for it since there is a closet or a shelf or a window or our couch anywhere it could be placed, unless we put it right in the middle, which we won't because then we can't see the TV.

On an amusing random note, I sent out an email last time I posted here informing everyone that I posted, since I'm erratic and unpredictable. Just a sec, I'll get to the funny part. Ok, so in that email I asked everyone who wanted me to send them updates to tell me so that I would know who to email when I posted. I don't want to spam people's inboxes if they are keeping up with my posts in a different way or if they don't care to read my blog :(. Well, and here's the funny part, I only had one person respond and say they wanted me to email them. It wasn't a family member, not even my mom. It wasn't a high school friend, or in fact a friend I have met in real life. It was a friend from WoW. I have spoken to him through chat in the game and voice through the computer, but I have only ever seen a blurry picture of his face. To summarize, the only person who is interested in my ramblings is a guy I have never actually met. I can understand my husband not replying because whether he likes it or not I tell him I posted and ask him to read. But everyone else? *sad face* I'll send out one more email teasing people and giving them a guilt trip, but then I won't send any more reminders to the people who did not tell me they wanted one. They'll just have to check back randomly. Perhaps I'll have a whole bunch of posts since they last checked and then they will never read them because it will take too much time. Or, more likely, they will check to see no new posts and therefore, wasted their time.

Hmmmm.... I'm trying to think if I have any observations I'd like to share. None that really stick out. Well, I do have one, but it may offend people. I'm sorry to bring in controversial and potentially, nay definitely, offensive subjects, but it's my blog and as a blogger, it is my duty to offend and confound any who read. That's right folks, I'm talking about Library Science. Why, oh why does one need a Masters degree to be a librarian? That's two extra years after a four year Bachelors degree. Why does one need six years of school to put books on shelves, number them for easy retrieval, and make little cards so people know where to look? Obviously, there must be more to being a librarian than that. I just don't know what else they could possibly do.

Now, here is my random quote:
"Good evening, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies, so in the end, isn't that the truth? The answer is, 'No.'" ~The Simpsons~

The Dark Knight

***Minor Spoilers***

OMG I totally loved the movie! I've been a huge Batman fan for many years and I was so excited when they started these new ones. Batman in the movies desperately needed to be redeemed after Batman Forever and Batman and Robin... Ugh! Here are my thoughts on The Dark Knight:

Joker: When I heard Heath Ledger was going to play the Joker, I was scared. When I think of Heath, I think of A Knight's Tale. A pretty boy, almost baby faced guy who's trying to impress his girl (who really was kinda ugly and also a jerk). I heard from some friends that he was amazing as the Joker and that it really should have been called the Heath Ledger Show. When I watched it, I became a believer and abandoned all my doubts. He really was spectacular.

Lucius Fox: I talked about him in an earlier post, but I like how he's not an idiot in the movies. In the comics he's pretty much oblivious to Bruce Wayne's true identity and simply accepts his playboy exterior. In these movies he obviously knows that something is up and that Bruce is smarter than he lets on. It also strongly hints that Lucius knows Bruce's secret.

Two-Face: I liked him! One of the coolest things was his make up (how did they do it?).

This blog entry is sort of a response to my friend's entry, but be warned, he has actual spoilers.

Here is a video about the opening night that is awesome:


And a random quote:
Upon hearing that my post may have spoilers:
My husband: You've figured out a way to keep me from reading your blog.
Me: How is that different from you normally not reading my blog?

Movies: Superman Returns and Beowulf

I recently watched Superman Returns for the second time. The first time I didn't like it much, the second time I thought it was ok. The only big thing I didn't like was that Superman's hair looked like a helmet. Allow me to explain. It was so perfectly formed that it looked like some artist sculpted the whole thing from clay, painted it black, cooked it in one of those ovens, and set it gently upon Brandon Routh's scalp. Even the classic curl on his forehead was sculpted :(. It looked ridiculous. Obviously it should look neat, but this looked creepily unnatural. More alien than his superpowers O.O. This made me sad. I give Brandon Routh a 9 (he did great, especially in Christopher Reeve's shadow), and his hairdressers a -1.

I also watched Beowulf this morning. It was meh. It was all computer graphics, which I never noticed on the commercials (granted, I don't pay much attention to commercials usually). It started out good, but it went downhill quickly. The best part is near the beginning when Beowulf and his men are attacking the demon-monster-thing, Grendel, and one of them stabs it between it's legs and says, "It doesn't have a pintle!" I guess that's what it was called back then. And Wikipedia says it's current in Scottish use. Anyways, it was ok to see once.

Random Quote (I'm in Utah, remember):
The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~Noelie Altito~

When Law Enforcement Don't Follow the Laws

So I was running some errands yesterday when I drove past an "on ramp" to the main street that I was on. The kind that have a Yield Sign for the people merging into my lane. Well, you know how it goes. Some nut-job doesn't yield and they almost crash into you, making you change lanes or change speed, or just cut it really close. Imagine my amusement when it was my own city's parking police! I was luckily able to change lanes instead of slow down (*phew* disaster averted!), but I thought it was hilarious and let out a guffaw (I hoped he'd see my silhouette laughing at him). I've seen these people give out parking tickets and show a tow truck driver which car to tow. Apparently, moving violations are completely different. So different, in fact, that not only do they not worry about enforcing them, but they also don't worry about following them. Because everyone in Utah is a good person and will be polite and let them through, after all, they never did anything to anyone. No tickets for parking on the wrong side of the road, even if it was for 5 seconds... Maybe I should have crashed into them and sued.

Random Quote:
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm! ~The Knights-Who-Until-Recently-Said-Ni~

Happy Anniversary and Randomness

Happy 3rd Anniversary to me and my hubby! Well, last week. We celebrated with mini golf and Tucanos (a Brazilian grill style restaurant... so yummy!). Anyways, it was fun. On one hole, par 3, I think I took 5-6 swings to finally get that stupid ball into the hole. It just kept going back and forth, and almost going in but then jumping (yes jumping! O.O) out again. I finally got it in. For the whole course I think I was over by nearly 10, while my husband was under by a couple. We played inside with those black lights, so my gray t-shirt lit up, and I could see where some stains were =/. It was clean even and we hadn't eaten yet. Lame IMO.

Also, there is a website called Urban Dictionary, which is a nice resource if you don't know what things like "IMO" mean. You just go there and look it up, and users have defined it. You will want to be careful, because users define things and they use whatever language they like. There's pretty much everything there. I go to it a lot so I can seem smart while talking to my online friends.

And for the final random thing, I'm doing laundry today. Every time I go to the change machine to change my $10 bill and 40 quarters spill out with all that raucous, I feel like shouting, "I won! I won!" But since I'm not usually with friends, I don't actually do it. It's no fun if people you don't know laugh at you for it.

Random quote:
Lisa Simpson: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my god! I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaah!
Homer Simpson: Well, it's always in the last place you look.